Brynne Delerson

One of the most underwhelming human American expressions of support is: Congrats. Its brevity cancels its sentiment. If someone truly cared about their friend’s achievement, they would finish the word. Instead, congrats: You are not worth ulation.

An exhalation jerked out of Matti in three parts, nearly soundless.

Just to be clear: It’s not that Lucas hates other people. He just really enjoys being where other people aren’t. He works well in groups as long as it’s groups of fewer than two people.

“I’m not writing it down to remember it later, I’m writing it down to remember it now.”

Adina realizes friendships are reincarnations.

crapulous

propinquital

• Completing your profile in a community platform


• Reading community guidelines


• Responding to something an admin has posted within the community


• Responding to something another member has posted within the community


• Introducing yourself in the community


• Making your first unstructured post in the community (i.e

a jaw that had a one-night stand with a razor a week ago and hadn’t liked it.