where the green train goes

You should know that in my book, there is a Click-Clackulator—not to be confused with a computer, typewriter, or calculator.

There are Snapples in the Snapple orchard and rows of zizzlebeans, gizzle-fruits, and gizzle-gourds.

Downtown you can go to Licketty Split Candy Company, Icabod’s Imaginarium, or the Walt Bisbee Theatre, but there might be a... See more

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