Sublime

“The show doesn’t go on because it’s

ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30.”

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

Now if you’re not “hot,” you are expected to work on it until you are.

It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.

Being skinny for a while (provided you actually eat food and don’t take pills or smoke to get there) is a

Oh, look, they said to themselves, it’s a cute little director-shaped thing.