Sublime

Introduced to a party of people who ignore their own chauffeur, he protests: “I have not met this gentleman

Bill is the person to whom everyone turns when they need something. The word “no” just isn’t in his vocabulary. He fixes cars for women at his church. He coaches his son’s little league baseball team. His buddies call on him when they need help moving. He looks after his widowed mother every evening after work.

Never answer a suspect’s questions, Bill used to say. They answer yours.