A man from the city went on a retreat to the forest where he met an old woman who lived in a small shack. He said to her "It seems like a great deal of work to chop wood and build a fire just so you can make your tea." She responded "It seems like a great deal of work to wake up early and go to a job for 40 hours of every week to afford electricity

Don’t ever work for someone you don’t want to become.

When you lead, your real job is to create more leaders, not more followers.

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

I've seen people like you before... but I had to pay admission and you were behind a fence.

I left the house lookin’ like a bag of smashed crabs.

“That’s what I do. I drink and I know things” —Tyrian Lanister

”Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” –Miles Kington

“No.” is a complete sentence. —Unknown