Insults

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

I've seen people like you before... but I had to pay admission and you were behind a fence.

I left the house lookin’ like a bag of smashed crabs.

Arguing with a Trump supporter is like playing chess with a pigeon. They knock over the pieces, shit on the board, then strut around like they won.

You call it OCD. I call it put the shit back where you found it.

My silence doesn’t mean I agree with you, it means your level of stupidity left me speechless.

Her housekeeping style is best described as "There appears to have been a struggle”.

Sorry I slapped you, but it didn't seem like you'd ever stop talking and I panicked.

On Trump: “If someone close to you behaved this way, you would desperately try to get them psychiatric help.”