Insults
by Mark Anderson · updated 5mo ago
Insults
by Mark Anderson · updated 5mo ago
Like a pizza cutter, all edge, no point.
Mark Anderson added 5mo ago
Her housekeeping style is best described as "There appears to have been a struggle”.
Mark Anderson added 5mo ago
Sorry I slapped you, but it didn't seem like you'd ever stop talking and I panicked.
Mark Anderson added 5mo ago
You call it OCD. I call it put the shit back where you found it.
Mark Anderson added 5mo ago
On Trump: “If someone close to you behaved this way, you would desperately try to get them psychiatric help.”
Mark Anderson added 5mo ago
I've seen people like you before... but I had to pay admission and you were behind a fence.
Mark Anderson added 5mo ago
About as diverse as a box of ping pong balls.
Mark Anderson added 5mo ago
Arguing with a Trump supporter is like playing chess with a pigeon. They knock over the pieces, shit on the board, then strut around like they won.
Mark Anderson added 5mo ago
I left the house lookin’ like a bag of smashed crabs.
Mark Anderson added 5mo ago
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Mark Anderson added 5mo ago