the right-sized slap is sacred worship:
if you spank someone too lightly, they get irritated. if you spank someone too hard, they shut down. if you spank someone just right, they open
it provokes almost animal-like obedience
and safety. and love. and RELIEF
when i find someone sexy it takes me 0.5 seconds to find a way to tell them “thank u so much for existing as you are, what a gift it is to be alive at the same time as you and then get to witness it” and then trick them into being in my life in whatever way they’d like