Why Do We Brand the Summer?

The meme even expanded its seasonal footprint into Christian Girl Autumn and Short King Spring.

Many of these declarations are not meant to be taken seriously, and plenty will not succeed (see: Hot Vax Summer and, less consequentially, The New York Times’s endorsement of the Dirty Shirley). But all arise from a desire to identify some distinct flavor of each summer that can be captured and stored like strawberry preserves.