
Unfamiliar Fishes

I’m not sure what is more disturbing—that the annexation of the Philippines, along with Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and Guam in 1898 is a betrayal of the principle of self-government established in 1776 or Lodge’s allegation that the principle of self-government was, is, and always will be a delusion.
Sarah Vowell • Unfamiliar Fishes
Church and state were separate but cozy.
Sarah Vowell • Unfamiliar Fishes
Plastering over the natural rock is the perfect symbol of what they hoped to do to the Hawaiians’ earthy way of life.
Sarah Vowell • Unfamiliar Fishes
Expecting capitalists to refrain from gobbling up the earth is like blaming Pac-Man for gulping down pac-dots—to them, that’s what land is for.
Sarah Vowell • Unfamiliar Fishes
Sure, all missions are inherently patronizing to the host culture. That’s what a mission is—a bunch of strangers showing up somewhere uninvited to inform the locals they are wrong.
Sarah Vowell • Unfamiliar Fishes
Acts 16:9 is the meddler’s motto, simultaneously selfless and self-serving, generous but stuck-up. Into every generation of Americans is born a new crop of buttinskys sniffing out the latest Macedonia that may or may not want their help.