
Theft by Finding: Diaries (1977-2002)

and when I turned around to look at him, I saw that he’d turned around as well. It was romantic.
David Sedaris • Theft by Finding: Diaries (1977-2002)
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David Sedaris • Theft by Finding: Diaries (1977-2002)
found this excellent bit of advice in The Amy Vanderbilt Complete Book of Etiquette: “If you start to shake hands with someone who has lost an arm, shake his other hand. If he has lost both arms, shake the tip of his artificial hand (be quick and unembarrassed about it).”
David Sedaris • Theft by Finding: Diaries (1977-2002)
Last night I wondered if other teachers get stoned at night. Can I be the only one? Classes start next week and I am not at all prepared.
David Sedaris • Theft by Finding: Diaries (1977-2002)
Wolfgang Fey Freeman Fry
David Sedaris • Theft by Finding: Diaries (1977-2002)
Tobias Wolff
David Sedaris • Theft by Finding: Diaries (1977-2002)
It really is torture to sit around the house and write all day. I’m thinking it might motivate me to finish the book faster, the thought that after it’s finished I can return to housecleaning. The problem is that I haven’t even started the book yet. Today
David Sedaris • Theft by Finding: Diaries (1977-2002)
We took Neil to the vet today and on the way there she peed on me. She peed on my lap and then she just sat there. She didn’t even try to get away from the urine. She’s being cremated now, and I’ll get the ashes in a few days.
David Sedaris • Theft by Finding: Diaries (1977-2002)
At the Capital Corral I met a college freshman named Brant, who had his high school graduation tassel hanging from his rearview mirror. He told me that Heart is his favorite band, and during sex he kept telling me that he loved me and wanted to get married, presumably in the next five weeks before he returns to Norfolk for the summer. June 18, 1982
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