The Internet broke the private-public wall; impulsive and inelegant utterances that used to be kept private are now available for literal interpretation.

If something (say, a stock price) looks slightly out of line, it is out of line. If it looks way out of line, you are wrong in your method of evaluation.

Every angel is an asshole somewhere.

You will never know for sure if someone is an asshole until he becomes rich.

Your brain is most intelligent when you don’t instruct it on what to do—something people who take showers discover on occasion.