Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs

I do this sort of thing quite often (sometimes I buy records and pick which song is my favorite before I actually play them, and I find that I am right almost half the time).

The irony is that many of the women most susceptible to this scam haven’t even seen any of Woody’s movies, nor would they want to touch the actual Woody Allen if they ever had the chance (especially since he’s proven to be an über-pervy clarinet freak). If asked, most of these foxy ladies wouldn’t classify Woody Allen as sexy, or handsome, or even

There was a time when Paradise City had a tour bus, but they lost it last summer. This is not a euphemism; they literally can’t find it.

What The Sims suggests is that buying things makes people happy because it takes their mind off being alive.

But Woody Allen changed everything. Woody Allen made it acceptable for beautiful women to sleep with nerdy, bespectacled goofballs;

Computers make children advance faster, but they also make them think like computers.

This is the difference between art and life: In art, not talking is never an extension of having nothing to say; not talking always means something.

Life is rarely about what happened; it’s mostly about what we think happened.

Every relationship is fundamentally a power struggle, and the individual in power is whoever likes the other person less. But When Harry Met Sally gives the powerless, unrequited lover a reason to live.