giddy.

If I never see another chain again in my life, it will be too soon.

Mass conversion. As the great Albert Einstein once said: E = mc2. There’s an absurd amount of energy in mass. A modern nuclear plant can power an entire city for a year with the energy stored in just one kilogram of Uranium. Yes. That’s it. The entire output of a nuclear reactor for a year comes from a single kilogram of mass.

shudder,

Deadline-induced quality issues:

“I was only off by one percent,” I grumble. “You talk to you, question?” “Yes! I’m talking to me.” “Humans are unusual.”

The faster you go, the less time you experience.

They say hunger is the greatest seasoning. When you’re starving, your brain rewards you handsomely for finally eating. Good job, it says, we get to not die for a while!

“Save the world and permanently lift Africa out of poverty while we’re at it.