No Full Stops In India

‘In England you marry the women you love. In India we love the women we marry. You fall out of love after marriage. We fall in love after marriage.’

‘There are no full stops in India, only commas.’

‘I believe the British introduced a sense of justice in India. I’ll give you an amusing example. When I was young, there was a crowd of us walking in the road in Delhi. A British Tommy bumped into us on a bicycle. We shouted, “Why can’t you look where you’re going?” He replied, “Why are you walking in the road, not on the pavement?” I then pointed