I have talked a lot this week about a perplexing experience I had last Saturday night at the Perfectly Imperfect 5th anniversary party [SIC] homie Tyler Bainbridge was kind enough to invite my chunc ass to. The London rapper Fakemink was headlining and I was curious to see what the kids are into for myself. It was ... shambolic (as rappers playing

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Blueberry-milk nails. Hot rodent boyfriend. Tomato-girl summer. What do these things have in common? Absolutely nothing. They are all utterly meaningless. That and, within the last year, each one has become a micro-trend, a niche and short-lived yet pervasive fad that sweeps the Internet.