Going Postal: The hilarious novel from the fantastically funny Terry Pratchett (Discworld series Book 33)

Steal five dollars and you were a petty thief. Steal thousands of dollars and you were either a government or a hero.

Four of his predecessors had predeceased in this very building.

asked why he had decided to risk destroying the whole universe in one go. According to Post Office legend, Mr Rumbelow had replied: ‘Firstly, sir, I reasoned that if I destroyed the universe all in one go no one would know; secondly, when I walloped the thing the first time the wizards ran away, so I surmised that unless they had another universe t