Going Postal: The hilarious novel from the fantastically funny Terry Pratchett (Discworld series Book 33)

Steal five dollars and you were a petty thief. Steal thousands of dollars and you were either a government or a hero.

asked why he had decided to risk destroying the whole universe in one go. According to Post Office legend, Mr Rumbelow had replied: ‘Firstly, sir, I reasoned that if I destroyed the universe all in one go no one would know; secondly, when I walloped the thing the first time the wizards ran away, so I surmised that unless they had another universe t

Four of his predecessors had predeceased in this very building.