
Adjustment Day

When primitive man was prey, when he and his tribe ran in terror from a saber-toothed tiger or whatever, the man who fell would be eaten. For everyone else, his death would occur as a huge relief. According to Brolly all humor arises from escaping death.
Chuck Palahniuk • Adjustment Day
But when Christian culture supplanted the Greeks, the Christians destroyed most of the comedies. Stories of tragedy reinforced the Christian viewpoint so the church preserved Oedipus the King and Medea and Prometheus Bound and eradicated all that did not celebrate the church’s ideals of suffering and martyrdom.
Chuck Palahniuk • Adjustment Day
Professor Brolly talked about the culture of the Hellenistic Greeks, how the Greeks had valued comedy above all other theater. Their comedic plays had far outnumbered their tragedies because they believed that all human endeavors looked trivial and laughable to the gods who watched from on high. The gods found mankind endlessly funny.
Chuck Palahniuk • Adjustment Day
May each man strive to be hated. Nothing turns a man into a monster faster than the need to be loved.
Chuck Palahniuk • Adjustment Day
Tomorrow they’d no longer be men who measured their time by red traffic lights and their pleasure by pints of microbrews.
Chuck Palahniuk • Adjustment Day
We must kill those who would have us kill one another.
Chuck Palahniuk • Adjustment Day
“Hoarded Food Rots. Hoarded Money Rots Man. Hoarded Power Rots Mankind.”
Chuck Palahniuk • Adjustment Day
Pain and sickness will always befall men. Choose yours, be it the pain from manual labor or the sickness of overexertion. Schedule it. Savor it. Use your pain so it will not use you.
Chuck Palahniuk • Adjustment Day
Consider that no one wants you to discover your full potential. The weak do not want to be around the strong. The stagnant can’t bear the company of the vigorously growing.