There is a camera hidden in every floral arrangement at the neverending funeral. This is by far my most glaring personality flaw, but it is also the only thing propelling me forward. I am not writing for myself. Everything is embarrassing, everything is pornographic, everything is morbid and will make an excellent story at some point. I will never... See more

I loathe the idea that being unkempt, unclean, and unsanitary is something people might find commonality in. I don’t know that we should feel ashamed of it, but I don’t know that I would’ve admitted my bathroom was disgusting before I cleaned it either. Perhaps we lack a healthy amount of shame in the internet age, shame that can be awakened by... See more