Sublime

They warned him but he wouldn't listen 😭 https://t.co/HA4F7CADlV

@t0nit0ne Meanwhile I eat mines like this 😭😭😭 https://t.co/IfwHKBWoW7

I just laughed so hard I cried https://t.co/N7DR8FxcqV

i go garbanzo on her bean until that chick pees

me: so... should we be naughty and order the mozzarella sticks..? my date, a young prostitute who has somehow time travelled from 1830s paris: [discreetly coughing bloody phlegm into silk handkerchief before tucking it away] oui... zat sounds.. ow you say? amazingballs..?

Bro just hogging up all the food. https://t.co/9Ccq5SMdOd

She is Whoa! 😂 First date and met with her, what would you do? https://t.co/ifel2PT7Xj