Sublime

I snuck a half rack of ribs into the movie theatre, if you even care https://t.co/GGInVc9IH1

Sorry for being so balkanic https://t.co/zUklo80aYI

miscalculated sabji roti ratio and there's no sabji for the third roti now https://t.co/RtobSz5WAy

I promised I would post my slow pomodoro recipe, and here it is friends, typed up for the pastebin. Big, relaxing, simple, pure tomato meditation, with an added bonus BOOSTER SAUCE thrown in as well. Enjoy https://t.co/zzYB37o5wZ... See more

This is Max. He snuck out in the middle of the night and walked 5 miles to get a breakfast burrito from a store that gave him one once. They weren't open yet when he arrived but Max was found the next morning thanks to his GPS collar patiently waiting outside for his snack. 14/10 https://t.co/RNQvInCTRW