Sublime

“Actually I’m in med school at Rutgers.” A neon-pink baby pacifier hung from a cord around his neck. In another year it would be a stethoscope.

The kind of guy some kids think is a child-eating troll but other kids suspect, correctly, is a secret wizard.

that was the only court that had a hoop with a net. Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that’s

(Apparently you’re not an underground legend until you have “the” in your name.)

the future is a teenage crackhead who makes shit up as he goes along.