Sublime

Remember that old wheeze about Mark Twain? A minister came to him saying that a gangster had offered him money to fix the church’s roof. Twain asked ‘Why are you hesitating?’ The minister said, ‘Because it’s tainted money.’ ‘That’s right,’ Twain said. ‘T’ain’t yours, and t’ain’t mine.’”

the next time you peek up a woman’s skirt, you might remember something Mark Twain said: ‘Any idler in need of a haircut can look.’”