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horrible news guys i’m old as shit. gg https://t.co/dN3Z0YX7Gm

Sorry, too old for this shit. ✌🏻 #BarelyFunctionalAdult

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thiel fellowship for people in their late 30's

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If you remember this, you are a true Silicon Valley OG. https://t.co/eaajiiqHg9

“I’ve had my youth, and I know you must take away my middle years, but please leave me my old age.”

Aging hipsters and corduroy-clad high school sophomores are both primarily concerned with dodging lameness.