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“Think about it.” I take another sip of my beer. “About your ass?” “Always about my ass. But also about what tattoo I should get.”
B.K. Borison • Business Casual (Lovelight Book 4)
I notice that I feel embarrassed by the ideas I get when I ask myself what would be funny to write about. The ideas feel odd (a review of underrated grammatical tense forms, an essay exploring the image of transparent ice) and I can’t explain why they excite me. They feel elliptical and, well, not like the kind of thing I should be writing.
Henrik Karlsson • A Funny Thing About Curiosity
Fat girls aren’t ticklish btw. Worst thing about them. I tried to tickle a fatty at Whole Foods once to distract her from my 36 month aged gouda cheese (it’s mine). She don’t even flinch, an absolute unit. Skinny women however giggle if the wind blows too hard. Very endearing.
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it’s hard to know when a cartoonist is being serious and when he or she is constructing an elaborate practical joke. I’ve crafted pranks that spanned years, sometimes when no one was in on the joke but me. Some of those pranks are still percolating. I have posed as other people online and even in person.
