Sublime

Marshall Crenshaw performing at Princeton University. Marshall Crenshaw is a bespectacled singer-songwriter whose music has a slight 1950s/ pre-Beatles bent; his most famous song is probably “Someday, Someway” from his debut album. He played Buddy Holly in the movie La Bamba.

It appears that countless women born between the years of 1965 and 1978 are in love with John Cusack. I cannot fathom how he isn’t the number-one box-office star in America, because every straight girl I know would sell her soul to share a milkshake with that motherfucker. For upwardly mobile women in their