Sublime

Something else about the pink paradise at the end of the barrel came to Unk, and Unk was puzzled by the clarity of the vision. There were three beautiful women in that paradise, and Unk knew exactly what they looked like! One was white, one was gold, and one was brown.

“Loo dee doo, Mr. Rumfoord,” he

Version one: Once upon a time, a man was held captive by a shiny golden lobster named Sebastian. Sebastian only had one arm as a result of a long-forgotten tussle with a fishing net. The man had been there for three years until he attempted to escape to his family and dogs, but he was caught in a matter of minutes because Sebastian also owned a

These unhappy agents found what had already been found in abundance on Earth—a nightmare of meaninglessness without end. The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless death.

At the age of seventeen, young Chrono had run away from his palatial home to join the Titanic bluebirds, the most admirable creatures on Titan. Chrono now lived among their nests by the Kazak pools. He wore their feathers and sat on their eggs and shared their food and spoke their language.

And this is how the sermon went:

I say bus, but of course, initially, I didn’t know what I was looking at.

CHRONO-SYNCLASTIC INFUNDIBULA—Just