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“JEFF!” Liam ducked past his parents and saw JEFF’s panda head lying on one of the seats. “Oh man, what happened?” “I have been upgraded to travel size. HA HA HA.”
Kevin Emerson • The Shores Beyond Time (Chronicle of the Dark Star Book 3)
@gordongram is the GOAT 😂👌
instagram.comBut to Andy’s surprise, after testing, his chemists concluded that since Paul’s dressing consisted of oil and vinegar and contained mustard, those elements combined to form a natural gum.
A.E. Hotchner • In Pursuit of the Common Good: Twenty-Five Years of Improving the World, One Bottle of Salad Dressing at a Time

samuel york
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THE NEW PRETZELRAMI from @togossandwiches is FIRE 🔥 Delicious pastrami on a signature pretzel bun! / courtesy of @sorrynosalad more
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OK let's try this again, ordering a nothing burger from McDonalds. this time nothing else in the order.
will they cancel it? deliver an empty bag? i am doing this so you don't have to https://t.co/sYEgA2mqoc
“We grok,” Sam said. “We do grok. And I take back what I said before. That is the Sammest thing you could have said.”