Sublime

(I want to be clear, I’m not putting down women who choose to dress this way; however, I am quite down on the ad men within the detergent industrial complex who’ve decided that the only people who do laundry are women, and the only women who do laundry are mothers, and the mothers all wear matching twinsets as if they were in some kind of cult, and

am what you could call a “festival comic,” which means I am something of a long-form comic. I don’t build sets by stacking jokes one on top of the other, I shape shows out of interconnecting material that is designed to pull an audience through a cohesive hour-long experience.

at this moment in time my son was just a little over two and we were in the midst of the most animal-like fights over eating, sleeping, and in general: how to be a person. He wanted to be more like a raccoon and I wanted him to be more like a human. And in trying to cajole and beg him to do that I turned into a raccoon myself. A large, female one