Sublime

Now he was the dish of wrapped peppermints next to the cash register that I didn’t want because they were free.

An excellent joke I heard at last night’s signing: It’s late at night and a man is getting ready to go to bed when he hears a knock on his door. He opens it and looks down to see a snail. “Yes,” it says. “I’d like to talk to you about buying some magazine subscriptions.” Furious at being disturbed, the man rears back, kicks the snail as hard as he

A BRIEF ENTREATY TO EXERCISE CAUTION Please don’t eat the things this book tells you to eat. Don’t wear the things this book tells you to wear, go to the places this book tells you to go, buy the things this book tells you to buy, or otherwise engage in any of the activities recommended in this book. They’re not only potentially hazardous to your h

You got no guts, no brains, no connexions, no savvy, so you throw out a phony attitude and expect people to cry over you. Tarzan on a big red scooter.’ He smiled a small weary smile. ‘In my book you’re a nickel’s worth of nothing.’