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here's my super-secret protocol to pulling views & building an audience... i learn something... it makes my life easier... i post about it... turns out if something makes my life easier, others will also find value in... See more

Freudian Slip Simulator https://t.co/xbJcQfybnC

The phrase “if you cared, you would [remember, notice, be on time, listen, etc]” is so funny because I care so much it hurts but I just can’t change the behavior because that’s not how my brain works. And by “so funny” I mean “utterly devastating.”