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turns out that I’m really stupid, practically an idiot. There are cats that weigh more than my IQ score.
David Sedaris • Me Talk Pretty One Day
A few pixels short of a jpeg.
One twist short of a lemon.
A few pitons short of the peak.
A few pages stuck together
A couple of enchiladas short of a combo plate
A thousand ants short of a picnic
Has a low clue to meat ratio
He’s one bubble left of level
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
A few crucial wires loose in the cortex
A man whose hypotenus... See more
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A possibly apocryphal but nonetheless correct statement from a Yosemite National Park Ranger about bear-proofing trash cans is that "There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."
As seen on BoingBoing.net, May 23rd, 2024
වෙල් යායක ගොන් දෙන්නෙක් කකා උනී
ඉං එක ගොනෙක් වල්ගය නැතුව වැනි වැනී
වල්ගය ඇති එකා මැස්සන්ට බැට දුනී
දුප්පත් කමත් වල්ගය නැති ගොන වැනී
Translation
In a paddy field two bulls were grazing
One of them didn't have a tail, and, was staggering
The one with a tail chased the flies away (using his tail)
So, to be poor is as much the same as the bull without a tail!
... See morefor ineptitude is always synonymous with multitude, and nothing is fuller than an empty mind.