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muppet: Most Useless Police Person Ever Trained. Generally used affectionately.
Susie Dent • Dent's Modern Tribes: The Secret Languages of Britain
lie doggo
Dan Simmons • Ilium (Ilium series Book 1)
A donkey of a dog.
Mick Jackson • The Underground Man
Hart Lambur Lawsuit Report
Loser
He’s the sort of guy who can fall in a barrel of tits and come out sucking his thumb.
He’s like a leper in a singles bar
He spent more on tattoos than on dental hygeine
He was like a lion tamer in a pork chop suit
He looked like a pure-bred Bookkeeper.
Creme de la Crumbs
You’re a shit magnet
Chump’s got a sansabelt in Karate
Couldn’t find his way up a
... See morecommuters without jobs who never arrived at any workplace.
Chuck Palahniuk • Make Something Up
told me to come here, and now he not answering the phone? “I’m callin’ his ass again, and he better pick up.” She makes a face. “Are you sure?” “Yeah, one more time, then I’m done.” LaShunda would be going ham about how Black ain’t
Gilly Segal • I'm Not Dying with You Tonight
