Sublime

His job consisted of watching monitors all day and expecting people to be dishonest assholes.

watching bored teenage jerk-offs hack apart someone you used to love. Even if she was dead. He wasn’t without empathy, but he was still young, and the pain of other people embarrassed him.

"But they look—why, this is a CIVILIZED country!" I protested. "There must be men."

In a tag match against Nagasaki and Blondie Barrett, Brookside would be – and I’m not making this up – hypnotised by Nagasaki mid-match and then go after his own partner.

“Flamingo is a … what’s the word?” She made a fist and knocked her knuckles lightly on her forehead. Finally, she snapped her fingers and said, “A transvestite!”

the seemingly idyllic suburb I was raised in was actually filled with maniacal weirdos. My unfractured family in fact put on stunning displays of rage and lunacy.

This is how I found the strength not to get on with my former life.