Sublime

Orange is The New Black you know,

“That’s what I love about New York.” “So many bike couriers with god complexes.” “You’re never the weirdest person in the room.”

But people—the ordinary, the decent and basically honest—couldn’t get through the day without that one indispensable bit of programming that allowed you to say one thing and mean, feel, even do, another.

“Charlie, when you borrow a man’s car, you always return it with a full tank of gas.”

There’s Bargain Bill, who’s playing a sport when he shops at the same time he wrestles with his narrative about money. And there’s Hurried Henry, who is always looking for a shortcut and is rarely willing to wait in line, read the directions, or think it through, at least not when he’s traveling for business. Next to him in line, though, is Careful