Sublime

Sometimes you just gotta cuff a big girl then just ask her to stop eating

you are so strange i want to kiss you

when he’s ugly as fuck and useless 😍👅👅👅😍👅👅

calling her “babe”: • over-used • talking pig vibes calling her a “wee bonnie lass”: • adorable • poetic • effective in luring her away to your faerie kingdom beneath the sea