Thoughts

A man from the city went on a retreat to the forest where he met an old woman who lived in a small shack. He said to her "It seems like a great deal of work to chop wood and build a fire just so you can make your tea." She responded "It seems like a great deal of work to wake up early and go to a job for 40 hours of every week to afford electricity

”Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” –Miles Kington

My plan to be positive today is off to a fucking shitty start.

Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them.

My childhood punishments have become my adult goals:

1. Going to bed early

2. Not leaving my house

3. Not going to a party