This Really Is It

Except the scaring of the doggy and the waking of the baby is sort of the whole thing. We’re terrified of life being interrupted by the stuff of actual life. That’s it.

Maybe I’ll make a game called “Bark Bark Doggy And Wake Up Baby Let’s All Gather In The Bathroom for Poop Poop Toddler and Burp Burp Baby and of course Dad Dad Daddy.