
The Sirens of Titan

Anyone who finds himself obliged, in the course of a history, to describe the war between Earth and Mars is humbled by the realization that the tale has already been told to glorious perfection by Rumfoord.
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Rumfoord’s hands worked in air, unhappily trying on various lines of argument for size.
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“Graw,” said one Titanic bluebird sociably. “Graw,” the other agreed.
Kurt Vonnegut • The Sirens of Titan
CHRONO-SYNCLASTIC INFUNDIBULA—Just
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These unhappy agents found what had already been found in abundance on Earth—a nightmare of meaninglessness without end. The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless death.
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they told him again and again and again
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Salo was a messenger from the planet Tralfamadore in the Small Magellanic Cloud.
Kurt Vonnegut • The Sirens of Titan
His ship was powered, and the Martian war effort was powered, by a phenomenon known as UWTB, or the Universal Will to Become. UWTB is what makes universes out of nothingness—that makes nothingness insist on becoming somethingness.
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the fifty-three portals to the soul.