“I believe I am developing a new human attribute routine to go along with humor,” he said. “This one is guilt.”

he’d been doing pretty well saving the entire human race

but you’re an alien. For real.” “No more than you.”

“I especially like this plan because of how much it will piss off our parents,”

An artificial intelligence is built with a specific goal, or task, in mind, something that the beings who created it could not accomplish themselves. Whether that goal is good or bad must initially come from the beings who created it.”

“I looked at the sims,”

how much longer until the supernova?”

“Well, that makes about as much sense as anything else that’s happened

thinks of me as a god, but I’m more like a proud parent.