“You saved us all,” said Mom. “Humanity might be lost if it wasn’t for you.” “Not bad, little brother,” said Mina.

“JEFF!” Liam ducked past his parents and saw JEFF’s panda head lying on one of the seats. “Oh man, what happened?” “I have been upgraded to travel size. HA HA HA.”

“Is there a way to disrupt it?” “You could wear a tinfoil hat. HA, HA, HA.” Liam eyed JEFF. “Are we not still working on humor?”

“It would be pretty silly if you traveled through a time portal to an alternate universe and then cracked your head open tripping up a staircase.”

“Acknowledged. Liam had previously mentioned to me something about the universe collapsing.”

some of that old grandma sass

“Everyone dies,” Barrie said almost to himself, “if you tell the story long enough.”

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“I especially like this plan because of how much it will piss off our parents,”