
The Kiss Quotient

What did you say when someone hurt like this? All she could do was rest her beating heart next to his and hurt with him.
Helen Hoang • The Kiss Quotient
She’d still eat it even if she hated it,
Helen Hoang • The Kiss Quotient
not me tho y’all be easy
He’d developed a new kink, and it involved a shy girl who daydreamed about economics.
Helen Hoang • The Kiss Quotient
For several stomach-twisting moments, she ran through her list of presocialization reminders: think before you talk (anything and everything can be an insult to someone; when in doubt, say nothing), be nice, sitting on your hands prevents fidgeting and feels good, make eye contact, smile (no teeth, that’s scary), don’t start thinking about work, do
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When people fought, it always felt like a personal attack for her. It didn’t matter if she was just a bystander.
Helen Hoang • The Kiss Quotient
What was she supposed to do? Pine over him for eternity?
Helen Hoang • The Kiss Quotient
yeah?
She was on the verge of hyperventilating, and her muscles were so tense, she was one large impending charley horse.
Helen Hoang • The Kiss Quotient
Somehow, some way, Stella had used market data, math, and statistics, to quantify love into a single variable.
Helen Hoang • The Kiss Quotient
“People don’t like honest. Except for when you’re saying good things.