
The Cyberiad: Stories

Inaction is certain, and that is all it has to recommend it. Action is uncertain, and therein lies its fascination.
Stanislaw Lem • The Cyberiad: Stories
tossing out all the logic circuits, he replaced them with self-regulating egocentripetal narcissistors.
Stanislaw Lem • The Cyberiad: Stories
Truly, how could a mind, besieged by a sea of paradises, benumbed by a plethora of possibilities, thoroughly stunned by the instant fulfillment of its every wish and whim—decide on anything?
Stanislaw Lem • The Cyberiad: Stories
It was clear, then, that leaders were a necessary evil; the problem lay in making that evil unnecessary. To go on: the discipline of an army consisted in the precise execution of orders. Ideally, we would have a thousand hearts and minds molded into one heart, one mind, one will. Military regimens, drills, exercises and maneuvers all served this
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“It is always easier to confess that one has done something wrong than to prove that one has not.
Stanislaw Lem • The Cyberiad: Stories
Tried and true political tactics rely upon this truism.
They came from far and wide, carrying trunks and suitcases full of manuscripts. The machine would let each challenger recite, instantly grasp the algorithm of his verse, and use it to compose an answer in exactly the same style, only two hundred and twenty to three hundred and forty-seven times better.
Stanislaw Lem • The Cyberiad: Stories
Why the wide margin of error?
could move at this rate because his machine was able, in one five-billionth of a second, to simulate one hundred septillion events at forty octillion different locations simultaneously. And if anyone questions these figures, let him work it out for himself.
Stanislaw Lem • The Cyberiad: Stories
I've double and triple-checked this math. It works!
“Madman! Wouldst attempt the impossible?! For no being made of matter can ever enter a system that is naught but the flux and swirl of alphanumerical elements, discontinuous integer configurations, the abstract stuff of digits!”
Stanislaw Lem • The Cyberiad: Stories
Ah, but VR disagrees! See yon Oculus, Vive, and Hololens; hark the head-worn facial masks harboring cell phone screens, the inexpensive proxies.
“I gather rich mines of information, for such is my lifelong love and avocation, the result of a higher education and, I might add, a practical grasp of the situation, when you consider that, with the usual treasures untutored pirates like to hoard, there is not a blessed thing here one can buy. Information, oil the other hand, satisfies one’s
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The pirate PhD, AKA "Google."