
Tales of Iceland or "Running with the Huldufólk in the Permanent Daylight"

I firmly believe this will happen all over the world eventually: Women will attain most of the economic and political power while men will be lazy welfare recipients perpetually rejoicing that it’s so easy to get laid.
Stephen Markley • Tales of Iceland or "Running with the Huldufólk in the Permanent Daylight"
The problem with driving around Iceland is that you’re basically confronted by a new soul-enriching, breath-taking, life-affirming natural sight every five goddamn minutes. It’s totally exhausting. This pass, however, really did bowl us all over. You come down the highway through the mountains and the road runs to the valley floor. By some awesome
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Sounds nice.
The entire city of Reykjavík has the height and majesty of an Akron suburb. It’s so small that after de-bussing, FlyBus just popped about seven of us onto a smaller bus and drove everyone straight to their hotel or hostel, and some of these places were so close to the bus station that it felt like we’d just driven a couple of honeymooners to the en
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We realized too late how much dust the car kicked up, even going no faster than about 40 mph, and soon the interior of the car became covered in a thin coat of dust that would later turn up in our nostrils as boogers thicker and more chitinous than H.R. Geiger’s Alien.
Stephen Markley • Tales of Iceland or "Running with the Huldufólk in the Permanent Daylight"
First of all, Iceland got a 6 billion euro rescue from the International Monetary Fund and some of its fellow Nordic countries. Rather than forcing austerity on its citizens while bailing out financial institutions, it let the banks go bust and reinforced its social safety net. There was pain, but not nearly as much as the countries that would atte
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“C’mon, man, these aren’t bullshit fairy tale zombies that can walk on the sea floor or that can only be killed with a bullet to the head. This ain’t some bullshit Rapture story where the dead walk the earth. This is science, man. These zombies will have to, you know, obey the laws of physics and physiology, which means they’re just super-strong, s
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How to survive the zombie apocalypse.
Iceland Travel Tip #37: If you’re in Akureyri, make sure you go eat at a Parisian cafe called Bláa Kannan. For real. The address is Hafnarstræti 96.
Stephen Markley • Tales of Iceland or "Running with the Huldufólk in the Permanent Daylight"
The most important component of Iceland’s literary tradition is a series of stories written by anonymous authors from roughly 1200 to 1400. Together they comprise the doorstop tome of The Iceland Sagas, and they serve as the mytho-historical foundation of a wind-driven, hardscrabble land not far removed from an unruly past teeming with ghosts and v
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we leave our homes, that we step through our doors to the world, that we travel our whole lives not because we want to collect exotic T-shirts, not because we want to consume foreign adventure the same Western way we consume plastic and Styrofoam and LCD TVs and iPads, but because it has the power to renew us—not the guarantee, not the promise, jus
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