“Dude!” the centaur groaned, almost buckling under Tyson’s weight. “Do the words ‘low-carb diet’ mean anything to you?”

“And if possible, we’re going to beat him up, bind him in chains, and drag him to Mount Olympus.”

Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.

Italian.

idiot!”

Somebody had messed with my favorite place in the world, and I was not…well, a happy camper.

drive them away!”

“Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we’re related, for better or worse…and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum.”

am Thalia,” the girl said. “Daughter of Zeus.”