
Mort: A Discworld Novel

Reannuals are plants that grow backwards in time. You sow the seed this year and they grow last year.
Terry Pratchett • Mort: A Discworld Novel
People don’t alter history any more than birds alter the sky, they just make brief patterns in it.
Terry Pratchett • Mort: A Discworld Novel
I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.
Terry Pratchett • Mort: A Discworld Novel
The Creator had a lot of remarkably good ideas when he put the world together, but making it understandable hadn’t been one of them.
Terry Pratchett • Mort: A Discworld Novel
“Are you going to send me home?” he said. Death reached down and swung him up behind the saddle. BECAUSE YOU SHOWED COMPASSION? NO. I MIGHT HAVE DONE IF YOU HAD SHOWN PLEASURE. BUT YOU MUST LEARN THE COMPASSION PROPER TO YOUR TRADE. “What’s that?” A SHARP EDGE.
Terry Pratchett • Mort: A Discworld Novel
FAIR DOESN’T COME INTO IT. YOU CAN’T TAKE SIDES. GOOD GRIEF. WHEN IT’S TIME, IT’S TIME.
Terry Pratchett • Mort: A Discworld Novel
(That was a cinematic trick adapted for print. Death wasn’t talking to the princess. He was actually in his study, talking to Mort. But it was quite effective, wasn’t it? It’s probably called a fast dissolve, or a crosscut/zoom. Or something. An industry where a senior technician is called a Best Boy might call it anything.)
Terry Pratchett • Mort: A Discworld Novel
“How do you get all those coins?” asked Mort. IN PAIRS.
Terry Pratchett • Mort: A Discworld Novel
WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU FEEL WARM AND CONTENT AND WISH THINGS WOULD STAY THAT WAY? “I guess you’d call it happiness,” said Harga.