Medical Humor at Its Best!

We deny our intuitive knowledge of the future so we can enjoy the present.

To know is to love; on the other hand, familiarity breeds contempt.

Manipulation is when you intend harm; influence is when you intend good.

The genius of a cane is that it gives unstable two-legged people a third leg to stand on.

Ideally, suicide should be committed with a drug that has no side effects.

The highest form of slavery is owning your own business.

X-rated movie theaters should have two restrictions: no minors, and no seniors without a cardiologist’s approval.

Try to please everybody and you will be nobody.

The first 40 years of life are gratis. After that, you have to work hard to stay vital.