‘Now that I am ready to die, I am ready to live.’

From the first day of medical school, doctors are taught that patients always lie.

It’s not necessarily crazy to hear voices in your head—it all depends on how entertaining they are.

As long as someone else’s voice is in your head, you can’t hear your own.

I tell my patients that I practice eternal medicine— under my care, they either live forever or go to their eternal rest.

It is hard work to live without idols.

Most men put up with their wives because their wives put up with them.

The reason people plan for the future is to relieve their anxiety about the present.

People may be stupid, but their brains aren’t.