Kulti

I had to get up early so I did it, but that was only after I lay in bed for approximately seven minutes, and then followed that up by sitting on the edge of my bed and staring absently forward for at least another five.

you?” Jenny shook her head. “No, but my older sister was the devil. She used to hide my cleats, draw penises on them with a Sharpie, and stab my practice balls because she thought it was funny.” We made eye contact with each other and then burst out laughing together. “You win, Jen. Holy shit.”

Soccer has given me everything, but it’s also taken away just as many things.”

“I don’t know whether I want to hug you or beat you,” he said in Spanish.

But whatever, it wasn’t like anyone was asking me for my opinion.

No one ever says that fear is logical, because it isn’t. It’s stupid and irrational and on a scale of one to ten it sucked about a fifty.

Who was this man with manners?

No, thank you and fuck that.

“We’re all done. Thanks.” “Anytime.” Not.