
I'll Show Myself Out

Being a parent is a lot like having a dream. Some of it isn’t very nice. Most of it, even when it’s ugly, is beautiful.
Jessi Klein • I'll Show Myself Out
Before I had a kid I didn’t know how amazing sitting at a hotel bar alone would be.
Jessi Klein • I'll Show Myself Out
Now the categories of what exists to be learned have expanded into infinity, an infinity that is even larger than when I was a child.
Jessi Klein • I'll Show Myself Out
One of the staples of being the mom of a little kid has been that at least
Jessi Klein • I'll Show Myself Out
Because somehow, nothing ever feels lonelier than changing, even though it is the thing we are all constantly doing.
Jessi Klein • I'll Show Myself Out
always strikes me as mosquito-ish, something small and trivial and undeserving of my attention.
Jessi Klein • I'll Show Myself Out
I just personally prefer movies that are about feelings and feelings ONLY, e.g., a person has a crush on another person, a person in a small town is having a hard time with a tricky parent, a high school student must come of age by dancing!
Jessi Klein • I'll Show Myself Out
This was my plan until I went to the mall and woke up to the rude reality that most of the stores I’d gone to in the past no longer carried clothes that fit me.
Jessi Klein • I'll Show Myself Out
A mother’s heroic journey is not about how she leaves, but about how she stays.