How to Get Banned from a Mall for Life
What can I say, I’m a sucker for abandoned stuff, misplaced stuff, forgotten stuff … As a counselor once told me—a Counselor For Disaffected Youth, I might add: “You like that crap because it reminds you of you.” Couldn’t of said it better or put it more bluntly. Don’t even disagree with it either. Seems pretty dead on and probably has everything
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